5.13 FFDQ results!

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I am currently playing a fun little FFIX minigame I like to call "use a phoenix down on a K.O'd Quina with only 1HP so it can cast limit glove" - it's pretty simple: you just keep resetting the game until you get the exact amount of HP you want.

AND I AM NOT WINNING. :\

Anyway...onto the results...



(1) WHY IS KUJA DECEPTIVELY FEMININE AND SORCERESS ADEL CONFUSINGLY MASCULINE?


BECAUSE ADEL STOLE ALL OF HIS MASCULINITY --- ireth_oronra


BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYING TO CONFUSE YOU...BUT DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A STATUS EFFECT ALREADY. --- Breyzy of breyzyyin


Because they're fabulous! They have no need for the close-minded binary system of gender the "good guys" support!

Which begs the question

Who is the real villain here?! And who stole my sandwich!? --- the_404_error


TO DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF ADORING FANGIRLS/-BOYS, DUH. SADLY, IT DIDN'T WORK OUT SO WELL FOR ADEL. OR MAYBE IT DID AND I JUST DON'T KNOW ABOUT THEM BECAUSE THEY HAPPEN TO BE THE LESS SQUEE-Y TYPES. --- lady_supernova


THERE IS NO DECEPTION MAN. KUJA'S A GIRL AND ADEL'S A BOY. THE BABY SHOWER WAS KIND OF A BIG DEAL BUT EVERYTHING TURNED OUT OKAY IN THE END. ---lightofeilia



(2) WHEN DO YOU HEAR CELES MAKE THOSE HIGH NOTES?


SHE ONLY DOES IT WHEN SHE KNOWS SHE HAS AN AUDIENCE ---etsplanations

SHE'S TRYING TO BE A POKEMON MASTER OKAY AND SHE'S TRAINING UP KYOGRE ---rayiroth


WHEN LOCKE BE TREASURE HUNTIN' ALL UP IN DAT ASS ---deadcellredux


~IN THE SHOWER WHEN NO ONE'S SUPPOSED TO BE LISTENING...JUST ASK ULTROS. ---Yin of breyzyyin


WHEN SHE FINDS OUT KEFKA'S BEEN INTO HER ROOM AND USED HER MAKEUP AGAIN ---ireth_oronra



(3) WHAT DOES TIDUS RECEIVE FROM WAKKA?


A QUICKIE! I ACTUALLY HAVE PROOF OF THAT! I CAN POST IT ONCE THE GAME IS OVER.--- lady_supernova


~LESSONS ON HOW TO BE A MAN...AND HAIR STYLING TIPS. ---Yin of breyzyyin


BOTTLES AND BOTTLES OF HAIR DYE BECAUSE MY GOSH THE REGROWTH, KID. THE REGROWTH. LOOK AT HIS SHINY ORANGE MANE, 1000 YEARS OF TECHNOLOGY PHOBIA DOESN'T MEANT THEY CAN'T DO AMAZING ALL NATURE ---rayiroth


PRIVATE LESSONS IN SPEED, ENDURANCE AND SHOOTING ACCURACY. ALSO, HOW TO HANDLE BALLS PROFESSIONALLY. ---etsplanations


THE NOD. THE BRO-NOD. THE I-GOT-YO-BACK-BRO NOD. THE I-WON'T-EVEN-LOOK-AT-YUNA-EVEN-THOUGH-SHE-MAKES-MY-BLOOD-BOIL-HOTTER-THAN-LULU NOD.

....AND OCCASIONAL HANDJOBS ---lightofeilia



(4) WHAT CAUSED LIGHTNING TO PUNCH SNOW?


SHE GOT TIRED OF DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, ON A THREE-CHOCOBO OPEN SLEIGH. --- the_404_error


IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH BATTLING FOR THE AFFECTION OF HOPE'S SHOTA CHARMS, BUT THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT ---deadcellredux


UNJAM THE BULLETS ON HER GLOVES. SHE COULD'VE TRIED A TREE BUT THEY SCRAPE METAL. ---rayiroth


~SHE FEELS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN IT COMES TO SENTIMENTAL MOMENTS, AND USES PHYSICAL VIOLENCE TO MASK THAT. BIRTHDAYS AND HALLMARK MOVIE VIEWINGS GET REALLY AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE WHEN SHE'S AROUND. ---Yin of breyzyyin


WHAT, YOU MEAN THAT TIME HE MISTOOK HER ROOM FOR HER SISTER'S AND THOUGHT THAT SURPRISING HER WITH BREAKFAST IN BED SERVED BY A HERO IN HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT WAS A MOST ROMANTIC IDEA? ---etsplanations



(5) WHAT IS A BACK ATTACK?


SOMETHING BL MANGAKA LIKE ALOT. XD ---Breyzy of breyzyyin


BETTER PURCHASE A MYTHRIL ASSGUARD +1 IF YOU WANNA FIND OUT ---deadcellredux


IT'S A POLITE PUBLIC BRAWL TURNING SLIGHTLY LESS POLITE BUT STILL WAY POLITER THAN MOST OF THE COMMUTING IN OUR TRAINS. ---rayiroth


IT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A RANDOM ENCOUNTER TRIES TO GLOMP YOU BUT THEN YOU TAKE OUT YOUR WEAPONS AND GLARE MENACINGLY AT THEM AND THEN THEY GO ABSOLUTELY BALLISTIC BECAUSE HEY THEY JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS YOU KNOW?!?!?! ---etsplanations


WHEN SOMEONE STABS YOU! WITH THEIR SWORD! FROM BEHIND!
---ireth_oronra



RESULTS:

Black Mages: 78 points
ireth_oronra -30 points
etsplanations -30 points
the_404_error -18 points


Thieves: 30 points
lady_supernova -30 points

Soldiers: 60 points
Breyzy of breyzyyin -30 points
rayiroth -30 points

White Mages: 30 points
Yin of breyzyyin -30 points

Monks: 30 points
deadcellredux -30 points

Thanks to everyone who participated! ♥



Congratulations to all of those who took part!

And with regards to 5.14 Picionary, please note that I have taken your criticism and suggestions onboard and am working on adjusting it to make a better playing experience for you. :)

Comments

[lightofeilia.livejournal.com]

TREASURE HUNTIN ALL UP IN DAT ASS ---


I DIED

[virago-queen.livejournal.com]

Omg, that irony meme XD Well played, Liv.

[lady-supernova.livejournal.com]

A promise is a promise:

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

AND NOW MY DESIRE TO SEE WAKKA AND TIDUS HAVE A QUICK ONE IS... WELL TECHNICALLY IT IS MET BUT IT SHALL NEVER BE SATIATED!

(Also I swear because of the CC on top I'm reading the last part of the subs as "blow job"...)