5.11 Consequences Results!

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My apologies for taking so long to get these up - it took a lot longer to compile the consequences than expected. D:



Black Mages: 20 points
etsplanations 5 points
sunflower_mynah 5 points
chacusha 10 points

Monk: 25 points
licoricealsorts: 25 points

Thief: 25 points
lady_supernova: 25 points

Dragoon: 10 points
shinkirou_hana 5 points
the_cosmos_girl 5 points

Soldier: 50 points
Breyzy of breyzyyin: 25 points
rayiroth: 25 points

White Mage: 5 points
Yin of breyzyyin: 5 points



Because of the amount of entries I used Random.Org to compile the finished consequences resulting in some rather strange scenarios...



(1)
Faris
met
Balthier
in the
Golden Saucer
and she said to him
“Are there any moogles here?”
and he said to her
“no lets go be thieves together!”
and the consequence was
THAT WEARING NAUGHT BUT A JAUNTY HAT AND POSING SUGGESTIVELY WITH A POLE DOES INDEED MAKE ONE POPULAR WITH THE LADIES

(2)
Sarah
Met
Edward
In the
Village of Mist
And she said to him
(between bouts of airsickness) "Give me all your gil!"
And he said to her
"Ooo, soft."
And the consequence was
50 shades of crimson

(3)
Edea
Met
Zidane
In the
Ronso Village
And she said to him
"I thought only dragoons were allowed to wield shafts that long!"
And he said to her
"..."
And the consequence was
They decided to give up adventuring and become Blitzball players instead.

(4)
Queen Brahne
Met
Bartz
In the
Shallows of Lake Macalania
And she said to him
"How's the reception here?"
And he said to her
"This is where you die."
And the consequence was
They robbed Larsa of his fancy lace cuffs

(5)
Fran
Met
Kuja
In the
Federation of Windhurst
And she said to him
"Is that nethicite in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"
And he said to her
"The flans ate it"
And the consequence was
the Zanarkand Abes lost the match

(6)
Fang
Met
Zidane
In the
Airship
And she said to him
"We have to stop meeting like this."
And he said to her
"I never thought I could feel this way about anyone"
And the consequence was
Obamacare was passed by Congress

(7)
Lightning
Met
Barrett
In the
Palumpolum
And she said to him
"You can run, I won't make fun!"
And he said to her
"Why, thank you. Your hair is pretty fabulous too."
And the consequence was
THEY WENT ON AN EPIC MOOGLE AND BOCO-SEEKING QUEST!

(8)
Shantotto
Met
Kuja
In the
Iifa Tree
And she said to him
"Do you like lightning?"
And he said to her
"I dunno."
And the consequence was
Their wedding was joyfully celebrated by all who knew and loved them

(9)
Queen Brahne
Met
Kuja
In the
Archades
And she said to him
"Let's start a brawl"
And he said to her
"It's like job class but you suck on a Malboro."
And the consequence was
they were killed by a passing Tonberry.

(10)
Lightning
Met
Cloud
In the
Gold Saucer
And she said to him
"In the name of the moon, I will punish you!"
And he said to her
"Ribbit"
And the consequence was
...Squall was born, lolz.

(11)
Yuna
Met
Cloud
In the
Chocobo Forest
And she said to him
"I'll have to add it to my shopping list"
And he said to her
"No...! You can't die! Noooooo!!!"
And the consequence was
They had fabulous adventures in the sky robbing people (and Yuffie got sick a lot)

(12)
Terra
Met
Balthier
In the
Sunken Gelnika
And she said to him
"Wow."
And he said to her
"*blzzzzzp*"
And the consequence was
that they wondered why they had a conversation, haha.

(13)
Ashe
Met
Firion
In the
slums of Midgar
And she said to him
"Would you like to join the orphanage? You are an orphan after all."
And he said to her
"Help me steal this thing"
And the consequence was
Fifty SWAT helicopters.

(14)
Maria
Met
Vaan
In the
Balamb Garden
And she said to him
"Your hair is on fire."
And he said to her
"I have a lot of upper-body strength."
And the consequence was
Vaan can now afford to keep his top half covered.

(15)
Yuffie
Met
Vaan
In the
Blitzball stadium
And she said to him
"How do you use that sword?"
And he said to her
"I got sorted into Slytherin"
And the consequence was
Complete and utter chaos. Also, they they hooked up.

(16)
Faris
Met
Onion Knight
In the
Sandsea Inn in Rabanastre
And she said to him
"I didn't realise you are so green."
And he said to her
"No, I like flowers."
And the consequence was
that Guy taught them both to speak beaver

(17)
Rikku
Met
Vayne
In the
Garamsythe Waterway
And she said to him
"I've never forgotten the feeling of your hand as it touched my buttocks"
And he said to her
"I'm not fit to kiss the sole of your boot."
And the consequence was
Nothing. Really, nothing. Nothing at all.

(18)
Fang
Met
Laguna
In the
Auction House in Treno
And she said to him
"Was that a chocobo?"
And he said to her
"Oh, I don't know...can't you tell?"
And the consequence was
Blitzballs are now green and make frog noises.

(19)
Paine
Met
Snow
In the
Sector 5 Item Shop
And she said to him
"Do you like to speak in rhyme as well?"
And he said to her
"I thought you'd never ask"
And the consequence was
Garnet is forever safe, but Final Fantasy I is now stuck in a time paradox..

(20)
Fran
Met
Shadow
In the
blitzball arena
And she said to him
"Your hair is pretty fabulous"
And he said to her
"Yabba-dabba-doo!"
And the consequence was
Fran flips her hair and walks away

(21)
Shantotto
Met
Cid
In the
Balamb Garden
And she said to him
"Do you want to spend your whole life as a killer of rats?"
And he said to her
"Turk business is Turk business"
And the consequence was
She took him home to her bedroom and let him take her dress off.

(22)
Garnet
Met
Rude
In the
airship
And she said to him
"There's an ultimate weapon here"
And he said to her
"What?"
And the consequence was
that Vayne started dying his hair pink.

(23)
Cosmos
Met
Tseng
In the
Honeybee Inn "Torture" Chamber
And she said to him
"Are you seeking revenge too?"
And he said to her
"Nope"
And the consequence was
Faris is now addicted. She spends every pub night standing outside in the cold.

(24)
Aerith
Met
Hope
In the
Seventh Heaven
And she said to him
"It's a 100 gil to look, 500 to touch."
And he said to her
"So I don't have to buy my own equipments? Score!"
And the consequence was
that they rhymed the whole night away, lolz.

(25)
Yuna
Met
Vincent
In the
Village of the Ancients
And she said to him
"What exactly is Junction?"
And he said to her
"FORGET MOOGLES...HAVE YOU SEEN BOCO?"
And the consequence was
Moogles rule the world!

(26)
Fang
Met
Sephiroth
In the
Airship
And she said to him
"Nice to meet you, I'm the princess."
And he said to her
"My dream is to become a sky-pirate!"
And the consequence was
Sephiroth summoned Supernova

(27)
Ruby
Met
Cloud
In the
Gran Pulse
And she said to him
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
And he said to her
"No it's materia in my pocket and EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES D:"
And the consequence was
everybody blamed Zell



That should be all! Please let me know if I missed anything! ^^;;